Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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