Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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