you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
40s are totally the cure
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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