wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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