normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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