I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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