Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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