sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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