He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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