omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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