think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Welp...herpes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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