So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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