I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
