She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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