Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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