You really coming over, don't trick.
You're my little dorito
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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