mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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