So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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