naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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