So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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