chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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