hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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