saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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