Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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