So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Randomize
