All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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