i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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