She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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