did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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