Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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