I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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