She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My vagina just clenched in fear
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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