You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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