google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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