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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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