I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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