Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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