We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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