Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
How external is "for external use only"?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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