i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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