She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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