ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
