You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize
