We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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