So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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