Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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its like you know when i get waxed
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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