Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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