We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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