First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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