Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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