He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
did you just send me my own nude
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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